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Friday, December 16, 2005

For those of you looking for internet cafes, I found a 24-hour one.

It's the Waffle House by Dorsett and 270. The wi-fi is accidentally provided by a nearby Drury Hotel.
- posted by Eric @ 11:07 PM
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Friday, December 09, 2005

Because no blog post can ever be too irrelevant:

tie
- posted by Eric @ 5:06 PM
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Thank God for being 21. You know how sometimes, there's a little spot at the bottom of your soul, and it goes, "FEED ME"? Yeah, Blueberry Hill got to that spot real nice.
- posted by Eric @ 10:49 PM
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Monday, December 05, 2005

They must spend so, so much money wiring all of the wi-fi connection on campus, and yet, still, the connections almost never work for more than a few minutes at a time. Ever.
- posted by Eric @ 6:05 PM
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Thursday, December 01, 2005

I heard Aaron Belz read this during Free Candy a couple of months ago (FYI: Hartford Coffee Company has great falafel), but according to my inbox, it's going to be included in his new book Plausible Worlds, orderable here.

Dear Spam King

I know that there is a pill
To enhance my size
And make her worship me
In bed, and I know
That I could make $500,000
Working for myself,
And I know that hundreds
Of college girls are
Waiting for me, but listen,
I am happy being poor
And having a small penis.
I want the college girls
To do their homework
And get good jobs.
What I want from you
Is a pill that will make me
Sadder, less vigorous,
Perhaps even poorer,
But more contemplative
And a better poet. Can you
Hook me up with one of those?

I love that.
- posted by Eric @ 1:08 AM
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Ecology of Absence: The last opening at Gallery Urbis Orbis

You all better go to Gallery Urbis Orbis' last First Friday event this weekend while it's still here...
- posted by Eric @ 12:20 AM
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