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Friday, December 16, 2005
For those of you looking for internet cafes, I found a 24-hour one.

It's the Waffle House by Dorsett and 270. The wi-fi is accidentally provided by a nearby Drury Hotel.
Friday, December 09, 2005
Because no blog post can ever be too irrelevant:

Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Thank God for being 21. You know how sometimes, there's a little spot at the bottom of your soul, and it goes, "FEED ME"? Yeah, Blueberry Hill got to that spot real nice.
Monday, December 05, 2005
They must spend so, so much money wiring all of the wi-fi connection on campus, and yet, still, the connections almost never work for more than a few minutes at a time. Ever.
Thursday, December 01, 2005
I heard Aaron Belz read this during Free Candy a couple of months ago (FYI: Hartford Coffee Company has great falafel), but according to my inbox, it's going to be included in his new book Plausible Worlds, orderable here.

Dear Spam King

I know that there is a pill
To enhance my size
And make her worship me
In bed, and I know
That I could make $500,000
Working for myself,
And I know that hundreds
Of college girls are
Waiting for me, but listen,
I am happy being poor
And having a small penis.
I want the college girls
To do their homework
And get good jobs.
What I want from you
Is a pill that will make me
Sadder, less vigorous,
Perhaps even poorer,
But more contemplative
And a better poet. Can you
Hook me up with one of those?

I love that.
Ecology of Absence: The last opening at Gallery Urbis Orbis

You all better go to Gallery Urbis Orbis' last First Friday event this weekend while it's still here...

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