We're in the thick of holiday season, and I just wanted to share a word with anyone buying any last-minute Christmukkah or Ramadwanzaa gifts.  My dad owns a guitar store, which sells actual guitars, and I feel that I must warn anyone buying a non-actual guitar for a loved one (e.g., Guitar Hero 3 or Rock Band) that this is what someone looks and sounds like actually performing with a non-actual guitar:

There's a starman waiting in the sky, cringing.